Poop again

Mom and I had a shopping trip planned and I was super excited to get out of the house, as it does not  happen that often. We get to the mall and it is packed.  I mean 'Christmas-Shopping' packed. Come to find out it's tax free day. I would personally rather pay the two dollars in tax than fight these crowds and lines, but Mom and I battle the droves of people and head into the mall. I have recently had a paradigm shift and now do more shopping for Kai than myself because it is so much fun to pick out her little clothes. We shopped for awhile and went to try the new restaurant called "Black Fin."  Black Fin is similar to McCormick and Schmick's. We just put in our order and I hear a really loud fart and actually feel the bench I am sitting at shake. I look at Kai and she has a big smile on her face. I pick up her leg to make sure everything is still intact. Nope. Not good. She is sitting in a puddle of poop. It has pooled in her carseat. I am thinking well this is not ideal, but I will just take her to the bathroom and clean it up. I stick her in the Snap-N-Go and off to the bathroom we go. It is a small bathroom so I maneuver in the handicap stall and proceed to clean her up. I get her changed and wiped down and make a mental note that I should pack plastic bags in her diaper bag. She decided she was hungry, so I am standing in this little stall breastfeeding her now. Mom sends me a text and says the food is here. I set her back down so I can now tackle the poop in the car seat. I tried to wipe it down the best I could in this tiny stall with limited supplies. When I think I have it all cleaned up, I move it to the side to see that poop must have pooled under the lining and is now all over the floor. Awesome. Ok, I guess I will now wipe down the floor as I am doing this I am thinking "I bet that crab sandwich is super good out there waiting for me." Yea! All done. I am an awesome Mom who tackled that mess with my newly acquired mommy-skills. We get  back to the table and lets just say my newly found pride in my mommy-skills was dampened. There on the bench of the nice new restaurant was poop. Lot's of poop! Poop that must have ran through the carseat onto the bench and then the carseat smeared the poop the whole length of the bench. Wow, this is embarrassing because I know the waiter had to see that when he delivered my food 20 mins ago. I get out the few wipes I have left and go to cleaning. I clean all the poop off the bench dispose of the wipes in the bathroom and walk out with my head held high because I tackled massive all over the place blow-out and I won. (I think)

Surprise!! It's running down my back. 

What Mom? Its just poop.