Flight Attendant

On our fight home, I was a little less nervous about Kai on a plane since she did such a good job on the way out. Well, I did not know we were going to have a vibrant flight attendant.  We board the plane and there she is all smiles at my baby, but that's normal because, she is so cute. We get seated and she comes over to check on us and grabs my baby's hand with her, I kid you not, 1/2 inch long plastic nails. Now I'm thinking, I wonder how many germs you have under those massive finger nails of yours. I know Kai's little hand will be in her mouth any second now. Yep, there it goes in her mouth. O well, I'm over it. We get all situated and Kai nurses and falls asleep. Perfect. Kai is sleeping and the drink cart comes around which was a little noisy right next to us so Kai opens her eyes, but is not really awake. The flight attendant takes this time to wildly shake her head back and forth in Kai's face and talk baby talk to her. I am thinking,  ummm Kai WAS sleeping and now, not so much. So now we have a problem, Kai likes her naps and when one is abruptly interrupted she is a bit crabby. Now Kai is fussing, great cause all the other airplane passengers love that. I try nursing her again, but she is full so having none of that.  I finally get her back to sleep after much fussing:( Here is the kicker. We are getting off the plane with Kai who is now awake and happy and the flight attendant kisses her and calls her a little lamb.  Yep, she kissed her. Awkward!!!